Let's have a Laugh..

Who doesn't enjoy a giggle here and there? Laughing is the best medicine. Check out our reader-submitted jokes.  Feel free to send in jokes that make you laugh. Share that laughter with the rest of us! After all, laughter is contagious...

* Our jokes are all submitted by readers and are not meant to offend anyone. *

Sometimes I laugh at situations, sayings, and actions while some of my friends may not. The same may go for you as well. This month we asked you to share the unique ways you unwind with a laugh.

1. More often than I care to admit, I snuggle up with my hideously poor copies of old Dharma & Greg episodes. I love Dharma’s quirky view on life. She really does a lot of physical humor. I think of her as the Lucille Ball of our day. -Alice

2. My favorite jokes from when I toyed with stand-up:
“I don’t need a boyfriend, I learned how to FART on myself.”
“Do you know what the trouble with dating guys my own age is? Their OLD! - Alice

3. Try some silliness:
- Page yourself over the intercom! 
- If and when a store clerk, restaurant server, or flight attendant asks
“How are you today?” try replies such as, “Well medicated - and you?”
-Allen Klein (aka "Mr. Jollytologist”)

4. Save your bubble wrap!  It’s a great stress reliever. Pop it with your hands,
knees and toes! Dance on it!  Pop it with the help of young children! 
Pop it, in unison, to the beat of music!
- Allen Klein (aka "Mr. Jollytologist”)

5. Dorky music in the car. If you are just starting your day or ending a long one, I dare anyone to try NOT smiling or laughing at that song “What is love, baby don’t hurt me” or ANY song by Aqua. Lose the ego and find your inner dork. Roll up the windows and embrace the awesomely bad music.
– Tara Zoumer

6. Honestly, dirty sex jokes with my friends & co-workers, let loose! - Jamie

7. I play car pranks to those who show road rage during traffic hours to me.  I get creative…
- Samantha

8. I have a bubble bath fight with my kids! – Cindy

9.Have a banana-eating contest! Who can eat the most in a minute. Trust me, you will laugh.
– Joy

10. Watch the movie “ELF” anytime of the year! - Susan

11. I've seen these for years and laugh at them every time. - Alex

NICKNAMES

If Laura , Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura , Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50.

None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit
they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from some hotel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, to water the plants, to empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments, romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret
fears plus hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.